Missionary Ken’s drug problem…
You know how in Canada we use the generic term “drugs” to refer to prescription drugs as well as the non-legal variety? It turns out that’s not the case here in Bolivia. Which is why the guys were so entertained the other day, when I made the comment that I really liked my drugs. To be clear, I was referring to the doctor proscribed, buy-them-at-the-pharmacy versions. But to a bunch of ex-street kids who are familiar with more varieties of the not-so-legal kind, than I even knew existed, the idea of their leader/director/father figure stating that he likes his “drugs” was pretty entertaining. It got a good laugh. They quickly corrected me, that I, in fact, liked my “medicine”.
Anyhow, the doctor gave me this liquid stuff in a little bottle (since I don’t really know what it is, I like to think of it as my “magic liquid”), to help me sleep. Between the back problems and the ridiculous neck brace I’m supposed to sleep with…I needed a little help. And help I got…it’s good stuff.
The reason I’m sharing this little personal tidbit of information that would probably be better left unwritten about, is that I had a funny experience last night. At least funny to me. I think I may have overdosed a bit. I forgot to take anything Thursday night, and had a brutal sleep. So last night when I was finally heading off to bed, at the last moment I remembered to make sure I took my recommended dosage of my “medicine”.
But see…that’s where I messed up I think. I’m supposed to put five or so drops of the liquid into a glass of water and drink it. But it was late and I was tired and I didn’t have my contacts in. It’s hard to see little drops at the best of times. Suffice to say that I may have put more than five or so drops into my water. I remember thinking for a moment (before I dropped into unconsciousness) that the liquid tasted a little more strongly than normal.
I remember one of the guys who wants to live with us, coming into my room at around 10 AM to talk to me. I kind of remember the conversation (sadly it was supposed to be an important one) and the fact that I couldn’t seem to form my words very clearly. My tongue kept getting in the way and my lips seemed really big. Then Franz came into my room with my lunch and I couldn’t believe I’d slept until noon. Then I looked at the clock and realized I hadn’t actually slept until noon. It was, in fact, two in the afternoon.
So again, just to be clear…I really do like my drugs.
You definitely sound like they’ve made an impression on you! Maybe more effect than you realize ! (chuckle) LM
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