So some of the guys and I went to a futbol (soccer) game last night…and just about died. I know if I don’t stop saying that, people are going to stop believing me. But it’s true. This is the second time things have been a bit dicey at a futbol game. The first time was last winter. I’m not sure if I mentioned that one or not. It involved public transportation…need I say more?
That game last winter was fine…if you ignored the crazy security measures being taken. It happened during a tournament for all the professional teams in Bolivia. This game was a “clasico”, a game between the two teams of Santa Cruz…Blooming (yay from me) and Oritente (yay from Isabel). As a side note, Isabel and I like opposing teams. I’m not sure how our relationship has survived until now. We continue to work on the issue. Mostly it’s fine because when my team wins (usual) I’m very supportive and understanding about her team.
Yep…I’m so going to pay for that.
Anyhow, back to the game. It was crazy. The funniest part was when Andres (the guy who was with me) and I entered the stadium. They were frisking everyone as they came in, looking for weapons. Andres got the treatment, but when the police officer looked up at me, I think the fact that I was a gringo threw him off for a moment and he waved me through. Which was funny ‘cause I had a knife on me. I usually carry my Swiss Army knife (I used to be a Boy Scout…) and I had it in my pocket. I really like that knife, and I’m really glad it didn’t get confiscated. I showed Andres later and he just shook his head and laughed.
Another side note. Along with weapons, the police also take away these little plastic tubes that people here use for flagpoles for their team flags. What they don’t take away are Roman Candles, firecrackers, fireworks in general and these crazy firecrackers that you shoot up into the air.
But those plastic tubes man…those things are dangerous.
At any rate, back to the “clasico”. We were fine during the game. It was awesome…we won (of course). However after the game, we…along with 35,000 other fans…descended on a public transportation system that wasn’t not prepared. I didn’t have my truck (go figure) and so we needed to catch the bus back out to El Torno (the town where I was living at the time). We walked a few blocks up the road where our bus would be coming, thinking we might beat the crowd. Unfortunately two or three hundred other people had the same idea. When the bus pulled up, it was…complete insanity.
Andres got pulled (pushed) into the bus by the rest of the crowd. I…did not. But I didn’t want to lose him, so I grabbed the hand bars by the door (along with three other guys) and managed to get one foot inside the bus door. A couple of one-footed hops as the bus drove away…and away we went. It was all good until we passed our first other vehicle. It feels close when you’re sitting inside the bus. Try having your butt hanging two feet out from the side of the bus. It feels a lot closer then.
It was at that point that I suddenly realized that I might be in trouble. Then the bus picked up speed. And my hands started to sweat…and get slippery. This is a bus that leaves the city…so it moves pretty fast once it hits the main road. I was still standing on one foot, trying to hang on with now sweaty (and slippery) hands. The problem was, there were other guys between me and the bus. So I was kind of hanging on overtop of them. In general…not my happy place.
I was pretty sure I was going to die. No lie. I knew I wasn’t going to be able to hang on until we got to the next town (twenty minutes or so). I had no idea what to do (well…except continue to try to hang on…that seemed pretty clear). The upside to all of this, is that these situations do amazing things for my prayer life. Jesus and I are pretty tight in these moments. Trust me, I was praying.
And then…unexpectedly a group of students needed off. Normally the only people who get on this bus are people who are headed out of town. These guys must have decided that any bus would do. Lots of people had to get off to let them off, and trust me when I tell you that my Canadian politeness went out the window in the ensuing rush to get back on the bus. I’m proud (?) to say that I managed to beat out a dozen others for a space (?) on that bus. I’ve never been so happy to be butt to butt with a hundred other people.
So last night. We got there late, and found a huge line to get in to the Blooming section. I suggested we go to another section, but the guys didn’t like that idea. We were there to root for Blooming and that means being in Blooming’s section. By the time we got into the stadium, we were only minutes from the start of the game. And of course there was no room. Well, there was room…we just couldn’t see the field. Die hard fans (and trust me when I tell you that you have no idea!) hang these huge banners on the chainlink fence surrounding the field, which is fine. Except that they block the view of anyone in the bottom five rows. Normally that’s okay…no one sits there anyhow. But this game was packed and those rows were full.
Some people decided that their right to view the game was more important than those die hard fan’s right to hang big, dumb banners, and some guys climbed the fence to start taking said banners down.
It started a fist fight. I’m pretty sure those guys were convinced that if Blooming Player 18 didn’t see his name badly painted onto a huge piece of material, he would give up and not play to his potential. I kid you not. It was quite intense.
While the fight was taking place, another group was petitioning the police to open the gate between our section and the next (where you paid a bit more). It wasn’t completely full yet. The police made everyone get into a line before they opened the gate.
The line lasted about three and a half seconds. Then pandemonium broke out. Couldn’t the police have seen this coming? Don’t they read European sports pages?
It was a fairly tiny gate that about two hundred people were trying to push through. I was with Andres and we weren’t really planning on trying to get into the other section…until the two hundred people trapped us against the chainlink fence. I seriously thought we were dead. Once again. I figured I’d be just another statistic or fifth page headline (except in Biggar…I’m pretty sure I’d make the front page there)… “Local boy killed in soccer riot”.
It was hard to breath. I think I still have chainlink fence marks on my chest. At one point I was trying to push back against the crowd to protect Andres and another guy as they tried to pass crying, little kids over the fence to the police on the other side. Eventually our section of the crowd surged through the gate and we popped out the other side. I’m pretty sure if I could remember being born it would have been the same sensation.
On the upside, the new section had way more space and much better food selections. On the downside, we lost Franz in the crowd and didn’t seem him again until two hours later, after the game, back at the truck.
And so Ken survives to celebrate another day. The guys tell me there’s another Clasico next Sunday. Pretty sure we’re going to go.
Oh yea…and Blooming won…